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Welcome sexy people, to our humble abode for young chickens, like your sexy selves, looking for hawt sex for their midnight pleasures.


This is NOT a site you would find by random, I am therefore assuming you ofcourse know the famous-amazing-and html talented, Lara and Blaise, oddlings of odd land. Yes, well welcome to our magnificent creation. We hope you enjoy your stay. And please remember to sign the guestbook, we like to know what sexy people come here. So, here's a small paragraph to explain why we chose the name. Well, it took a while. But in the end we decided that we couldn't sit around all day obsessing over Sprite because we would eventually go insane, so we took things into our own hands and made our long-life idol an unofficial official fan site. So here we are. And the whole purple thing is life, so what can you do. Yes. Ok well have fun.

Look at the flapping motion of Sprite's wings. Isn't it glorious. I believe that everyone should get down on they're knees and pray. Yes. This is fun. Sprite is a fan of the spice girls. Because he's cool like that. Arn't the spice girls so dead. Yup, this is what we like about them. Oh my god there's a pheobie in my sandwich!

Sprite is God. Respect him for he is the ruler of all man kind
(and he can fly)

Be "Tres Happy" avec "Le Buff Sprite" parce que il est "Purple" il est "Life"


"Everyone knows, a sprite is a thirst quenching soft drink. You may not know, it's also a 'sort of goblin'. This sprite won't do much for your thirst. But it does like a good western. Only one Sprites right.
Obey your thirst.

The sheep below is wise blud. He used to have an alcohol problem so be aware of this. And don't freak out just because he looks different. He might look strange on the outside, but on the inside, he's an adorable little chicken.

I don't like this. It's orange. It's not allowed.

The sky is blue, therefore smurfs are blue, as smurfs come from from the sky, I know this because I'm a genius. 'Airbag' the song, is amazing and therefore links to smurfs due the amazement of little blue people, as for purple people, well you only see them in your head, and your head is mainly made up of random thoughts like cows eating marsh mellows, now that would be a sight to see, beautiful I'm guessing. Beauty is different in everyones eyes, for example, a pebble might seem beautiful to someone, if they were on cocaine or something. Cocaine is a drug, yes. I stop there...


Send lara an email because she is hawt shit. And if you don't, I'll get Dinky on you, maybe even The Sprite, but that would be a last resort ofcourse, we need him to protect the jelly remember


A paragraph of purple:

Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple


This is Dinkey. He is a sheep. He is beautiful. Ok. Yes. Jelly is fantastic.
Jelly is amazing


Email the 'Sprite' or the 'One Eye'd One-Legged Sheep, Dinky' because they are unique and have better lives than you do


16940 Are obsessed with Sprite the Sex Machine. Hell yeh baby. In your face mustard sandwiches!